sablingart:

Legendary bird floral wallpaper

tamale-papi:

doodle-empress66:

“Thanks Hank you really taught me a lot about propane and propane accessories!”

“And I tell you hwat, young man. I don’t think I know hwat a ‘heart of the cards’ is, but I know for certain you’ve got the heart of a Texan.”

This is exactly how kingdoms hearts is like

hools:

no yeah i cant hang out sorry. yeah im hugging my pillow in bed today. yeah no itll be for a while. maybe for forever. OK bye

wherethesaladthingsare:

two of them in there!

seiishindraws:

dipplins

chewmeupandspitmeoutmp3:

Having a bruise is great it’s like a second clitoris but it only does masochism

april:

📦 Shipping update: we’re not delivering your parcel because you checked the tracking page too much and we got shy about it

hcbiebrown:

being an adult is always like i have to go to the store i have to go to the store i have to go to the store

relelvance:

gardensandghosts:

relelvance:

I work at indeed.com my job is throwing all of the applications away

YOU

Soulja boy tell em

flowercorp:

korbat seal of disapproval

chromaticdrip:

on dove’s gentle wing

sunshineslut:

dizzygrizzlies:

“not looking at someone when they’re talking to you is rude”

okkaaayy welll i cocked my imaginary ears in your direction to communicate that i was listening so whose fault is it really

franzis-frantic-thoughts:

Happy birthday, baby. You’re doing amazing.

nyxfaei:

Stuffed animals will see a crack between the bed and the wall and go “is anyone gonna fall into that?” And not wait for an answer